scribble down

and i am done!

2009-06-13T01:31:00.006+08:00

i'm feeling really good about myself now.. i am done with ALL my papers and i actually did work for them.. so all you whiny babies taking spm can just realise there is a lot more studying out there.. *degree*can die*horror*

so to kick start my lovely, loooong holiday (two and a half months yo!) went out today to watch drag me to hell.. gosh so scary wei.. i thought i might just die.. lovely way to fling all thoughts out of your head.. but i liked it and found it nice, it's nice vin!.. i'm sorry for almost killing you!

so here are itsey bitsey updates of what's been happening with me~

three months ago

floaty~floaty!

very the sakit to get this pic!

we is loving!

i tinggi dy

kamikaze attempts

waterfall trip to templer's park, rawang.. so fun i tell you.. we must go again!

two months ago

jun's birthday in chilies :)

one month ago

the 'vin' pose

!cakey!

my birthday in mewah club.. it was awesome and i thank my friends very much.. although there was more cake on me than in me O.o

i'm off camping on wednesday.. wheeee!!!! call me to lepak ya.. night night!

i am still alive

2009-03-01T12:40:00.002+08:00

yes, despite not being seen in the public eye as often as i used to be, i still do in fact have a life..
one that is pretty darn okaaay considering..well considering some stuff..
shall blog more adequately soon aites..

pretty moon

2009-02-08T21:39:00.004+08:00

it's full moon today
and it's thaipusam
and indians are all paying tribute to lord muruga

went to batu caves on friday night as it wasn't packed much.. many were walking but i did not.. sorry helena, next time we shall go aites!

aah the sights one does see

cute guys pun ade.. but i only have eyes for you! =]

cny is being wrapped up

2009-02-04T22:10:00.002+08:00

fireworks grating on the nerves is how we all know tahun baru cina is here
enough already!
grrrrrr

it was a long wait

2009-02-04T21:45:00.002+08:00

because the queue was so darn long, we, my sis and i came up with a bunch of really lame ass jokes of
ways to annoy the staff at the kfc drive-through..

1. excuse me kak, but can i have a discount on my burger if i do not want sauce?
2. could you please give me one extra french fry with my burger?..i want to try
3. rummage through the box of french fries then return all the lembik ones and insist on them being re-fried
4. dig your wallet, then coin purse, then your coin box, then glove compartment, then under the carpet seats for the exact change of 5cents ignoring the shiny fifty-cents on the dashboard
5. place your order and upon reaching the payment counter, drive around kfc thrice and honk your horn before reversing just as the next car is to come forward
6. count your fries, then your friends, and insist upon an explanation for the difference.. even of the lengths
7. bring your dog along, then ask it what would it like..say that your dog has changed it's mind...five times!..finally placing an order for a vegetarian burger
8. explain to the staff the specific preferences of your family members and then make each one of them yell their orders across

okaay there were a whole bunch more but i'm getting lazy..
and i did not do any of the above..
see, so civilized!

hello there!

2009-01-25T16:01:00.002+08:00

vicky me

because i have chores of my own :)..i was lazy and went online for abit where i got to chat with pandi vicky

tharshini says:
must wash my car..bathe my dogs
vcky says:
muahahahaahahaha
vcky says:

u oso bathe 2gtr
tharshini says:
no
tharshini says:
i bathe together only with........
vcky says:
onli wit.....????????
vcky says:
who ler
tharshini says:
my shower head
vcky says:
silly goose
tharshini says:
haha..what
tharshini says:
i get it steaming
tharshini says:
hahahahaha..wtf wei
vcky says:
tharsh....
vcky says:
ar crapin o sumtin

LOL!!!

the yumminess of banana leaf rice

2009-01-23T22:57:00.004+08:00

first of all, congratulations miss charlene tan wei ai on blogging before me having the leisurely time at home whilst i was at coll...

so we went to brickfields as lene wanted an indian experiance and she was actually able to whine about me going for banana leaf rice while she's in aussie.. -.-
oh and for a complete indian experiance, she insisted we go in punjabi suits..

i picked her up and we took the ktm there and it was nice as with good conversation the journey did not feel oh so horrribly long as it usually would.. the ktm was of course the ktm la

we walked up to paandi's and i doubt lene remembers the difference between the shop and the animal kan?.. hehe
and as we walked lene clung onto her bag so very tight as she was sure everyone was staring at us.. right, that tends to happen if you go about in churidhas though..

the food was very good and her company was so fun.. although the picture taking part was nothing short of mortifying!.. haha.. hmm anyone up for some matchmaking lene with a strapping young man named Imthijas? *sniggers*
although, she was quite offended when he told her to open her eyes when they were already, well, open!
after bringing all the waiters, and some kitchen staff as well i presume, to our table with the endless session of picture snapping we left laughing so hard!.. we just had to look at each other before we started laughing again..

if only a certain someone *coughs*juns*coughs* could have made it but oh well with cny just around the corner and all the sprucing up to do she probably spent the day with a dust cloth on her head and a dish cloth in her hand =D

i had to get to coll just about then so after getting some indian sweets namely jelebis and laddus i saw lene off at sentral and went for class

next trip, chinatown in cheongsams!
pics up on lene's blog..

thank goodness it's friday!

2009-01-18T21:52:00.003+08:00

met with Kush and Jun for dinner

=)
=)
=D

so fun fun fun meeting up with those perempuans.. we went makan then for a brief spell of karaoke-ing..
supposed to be more than a couple of us but hmm everyone else had stuff to do so kita tige kawan saje la ber-emo.. there's just this thing about leaving school that makes you miss your friends a whole lot more yes?..
i'm thankful we're still close..love you peoples!!! *mwa*

.......................................................

back by popular demand!!!

..totally random..

anything you can do, i can do better!

2009-01-15T13:05:00.003+08:00

so there you old uncle!

teehee!

see, daya wanted to build up her stamina (rite!)

so we went up the bukit mewah for a round or two of good ol' back breaking jogging exercise and on the first round being lazy and all we progressed at a speed of andante and an old uncle at his smart brisk-walking space outwalked us *yaay him!..snorts*

so halfway throught that round we decided to jog, out-jogged him and out-jogged him somemore..
feeling kinda pancit-ed we slowed down then stopped as some car was talking a very long time to reverse out of his compound and when someone driving a four-wheel drive takes that long to reverse out of his compound you do get worried and stay away...

so mr.old uncle caught up with us and went
"oh you're here... i thought i overtook you earlier... oh you mean you jogged past me... but i didn't see you... you overtook me then?.. how?.. so you ran la.. oh oh i didn't see you running past me... haha, i thought that maybe you patah balik and came back and stood here... oh oh so you ran la"

-.-

yea, i have nuts better to do than run back and stand in your path because that is what i like to do you see
'messing about with the minds of old men'

sheesh-kebabs!

anyhows, after two rounds we went mamak where i scarfed down a roti canai cheese to make up for the calories i might have lost times two!

2009-01-09T21:57:00.001+08:00

i'm 'underweight' to donate blood..
life feels good!!!
hehe.. though yea i was pretty bummed out that i could not donate as i have been wanting to do it for some time now
oh well, there's always a couple of kilos to go
*lovestruck grins*

chocolate chip pancakes

2009-01-07T15:55:00.007+08:00

are the absolute best!!!

with nutella spread on top..

and the best part is i excel at making them and hence can routinely have them every other midnight.. wheee!

*envy me* : )

oh the only thing better,
இஸ் எ சாக்லேட் லவ் !!!

2009-01-05T09:24:00.003+08:00

first post of the yearrr!!!

okay i have nuts blogsworthy but blogging is always good.. yes yes?
unlike someone *juns* who has yet to update me on her trip, her life and her status (dead/alive)
i shall not hold it against you however coz i love you *mwa*

went out with kush on sat =)
hence, i'm grounding myself till i deem myself worthy enough to be ungrounded by myself
"woman, i gatal nak pergi bangsar!"

gotta nerd nerd nerd :S
if last year was a madness, this year i must buy the end lot in the lil town of bedlam!
haiyoyo (indian can.. sheesh)

i'm off to shower and make the best breakfast for myself if i am still in the m.o.o.d dot com
then must get ready for college (first day first day first day.. after the hols that is)

see ya peeps!
and update bloggies aites...

2008-12-31T11:14:00.003+08:00

it's the last day of the year 2008

such a cornucopia of mixed emotions.. am i eager, am i ready, am i looking forward to it?

truth is, i really don't know.. 2008 has been a crazy crazy year..
i've sobbed my eyelids swollen and i've laughed my heart out.. i've helped strangers and strangers have helped me.. i've found new friends and have met many a good friend as well as found out the meaning of true friends..i experinced some of life's most beatiful experiences and perhaps it's greatest sorrows..
do i have regrets?.. of course i do, plenty!.. but i would not go back to change them?.. no, they have taught me much and wisened me considerably.. i never put much stock in the saying 'live life with no regrets'.. everyone has regrets and wishful thoughts of things they could perhaps done differently.. but this is what life is isn't it?.. a lesson with the world our classroom..
thinking bout the upcoming year i realise that we can't have any expectations as to how it would turn out.. last new year was a bang but the year, well i guess one can say it was a year of much learning for me.. this year, the celebration of an upcoming year seems to be a quiet one.. people change, people move on, people are people..
but then, i've met nice people, ones i hope will stand the test of time and be there till the very end.. well the test of time will prove it i guess..
speaking of time, thank the heavens such a thing as that exists.. as precious as moments in my life have been i cannot imagine being stuck in a the same vortex of emotions.. okaay, maybe there are some places where i would like to be stuck forever.. hmm :P

which brings me to my resolutions..
(i shall blog them so that when i forgot them they would be here forever)

brian suggested coming to class on time..
okaay that was just that once you know.. hmm maybe twice or thrice.. but that's it!
four la max.. bout piano classes and punctuality, err, trying!

then lene suggested being nice
haha, why do i feel that is one effort already marked with a big red F on it?
define nice, is it being sweet and biting back all sarcasm no matter how needed it is?
so maybe i m a litttle cynical about life and have a sharp tongue but hey live with my mum XD
the last trip my 5 year-old brother was acting out his favourite ultraman scene (yea he has favourite scenes in that whole dumb plotless gross monsters series)

brother: swish.. pffft... pow
mum : i didn't know ultraman blew out steam

see see SEE!!!!
now you understand

and anyways, sarcasm is a very beautiful thing if properly appreciated so i doubt i will manage to be 'nicer'.. to the definition of some anyways..

so here's to the good old resolutions

-stop procrastinating
-study harder

oh forget it, i'm never going to manage to keep them anyway!

HAPPY NEW YEAR YA'LL
if there is anything happy to be about....

2008-12-28T01:24:00.002+08:00

christmas was.....fun?..

*crikey*

it was way better than expected.. went to grandmas on the eve where met up with the whole family for dinner and stuff.. got back around twelve..

then sis and i spent the night stoning in front of the tv.. vodka, ribena, limes, chocolate milk and baileys make good companions when ur bored.. lonely... and well bored..

watched a dvd, perfume, curtesy of chew :D ..bout a sad, insane but gifted fellow who wants scents of women so he kills them, leaves them nude bt chastity intact and steals their scent..

and this all made perfect sense the other night.. hmm

oh dropped of asleep bout 4 plus on the account of severe sleep shortage feeling very much at peace at the world.. see instead of fighter jets and bombs, armies shld just spray good hard liqour into the mouths of opposing armies.. that'll cheer everyone up and soon they'll be all "macha" -.-

btw, daya is a wonderful thoroughly entertaining companion when high *winks*

***

woke up on CHRISTMAS day!!!

hmm updated bloggie, went to helena's place for lunch.. good good food!.. thanksies helena's mum and super young looking grandmum.. then went down to my grandmas place again to join the rest of the family who were already there.. was pretty much a dull affair until we started drinking again.. every1 was happy happy happy after that

*note to self: to ensure parties don't get dull, spend good money on good booze*

then we left back and upon reaching kjg ktm, discovered my car's tire had a puncture.. it well literally got screwed.. sheesh!

so there i was manning a jack at one in the morning (coz i insisted on doing it) and slightly unsteady from the liqour consumption barely an hour ago

thank the heavens dad was around to help.. prolly wld hv ended up kidnapped, mutilated and dead somewhere if not with some freaky assholes hanging around the place

hmm predictability is one of the things i shld pray for next year..

shiznits

blorg!

2008-12-22T22:25:00.022+08:00

i shall blorrgg!

having said that i shall now commit my(lazy)self to the task ahead

i got the pics up a couple of days back bt the post is coming out now ny la.. maaf ye!

DAY ONE

we went to the a'famose resort and spent a night there.. for the day, we were at animal world/safari.. and though some say the tickets are pricy and what not i say that it was well worth considering the numerous (4) animal shows and the animals all look content and well fed.. besides there rlly isn't anything else that you could do about there..

i knew instinctively that this safari would be good when i caught one of the red indian girl mascots dry humping a dustbin

ooopsy!

so in we went

and my daddy so berani went and petted a huge lion cub/growing up adolescent more like.. and then the handler came and went no no!

apparently simba jr is pretty wild and were he not half asleep, dad could have lost his hand

then we went for the elephant show which was rlly good i must say

the elephant does thai massages

though she was a girl and hit him in the sensitve region a couple of time.. cheekines i tell you.. hmm spare parts anyone?

elephant on bike

elephant throwing basketball

elephant playing football

elephant and i

(loooooooove animals)

then we went to the chicken farm where they had many chickens and these adorable chicks

cute cute?

but unfortunately they meet their demise in the jaws of a beatiful reticulated python or a hungry alligator.. sad wei

(sucky picture quality due to the glass O.o)

a chicken whose feathers grow backwards.. they're bred that way because some one (weird dude) thought it looked good.. hmm your hair all come cover your forehead and face and neck nice meh?

fat fluffy cute chicken

a phoenix cock.. in ancient china, their tail feathers can supposedly grow 15 to 20 feet long so they're kept on high up perches.. kinda like the peacock

oh and some lady, the kind people don't rlly take too i presume, thought her kids
" girl girls see, kentucky fried chicken.. hmm kfc so yummy kan"
how awesome is that for conservation

you know i rlly think there should be these voice activated pick on key words machines around these places.. so when someone approaches an exotic bird and goes 'look....kfc....yummy'.. THWACK! they get one good boinker on their head..
same goes for those who go to aquaria and say 'sharks fin babe!'.. they shld be dumped in with the fishies!

that's what i think la!

after checking out the birds and their eggs, we went for the multi-animal show
many many pics so just briefly aites

strrrooongg!

animals pick up litter.. people people work with me here!

introducing puma, cheetah, and tiger

all kucing biasa ny...... cheh!

aww korrengge in boxers... hehe, it touches my heartstrings

a beauty is it nt?

after that we went for the animal safari.. pretty cool as the animals roam wild and we are the ones caged up

and look!.. i got a souvenir.. a lil pet monyet!

told ya they're free

half sotong-ed out already, it was time for the wild wild west show

the sounds, effects, smell of gunpowder, waahh... very convincing!

pssst... the red indians, awesome six pacs :)

daya loved this cowboy... hmm

an albino peacock.. there were albino peahens too.. different yet gorgeous

heading back from monkey island where tame monkeys swing from tree to tree and peacocks and guinea fowls roam free... tata' pretty gibbons

DAY TWO

chicken rice balls... sooo good!

then we went to the malacca maritime museum.. i love museums, even as a kid, so one built into a ship... woot!

old maps.. can u see malaysia?... it's the one that looks like a err... err...

old emergency lights.. just imagine lugging them about

at night, we went over to the portugese settlement for dinner..

food was okay but the christmas decorations.... awesome!

seems the agung is coming so the streets are all being prettied up..

even the tiny wooden houses had hung out lights and baubles.. seems to say a lot bout the holiday spirit doesn't it?

i noe, it's beautiful, stunning, amazing....

most of the houses on the streets are shimmering shinning splendid!

bt one house outshone them all.. the king is stopping by to visit them you see.. so they really went all out.. blown up santa clauses and snowmen, lil gnomes, reindeer on the ceiling, small fantasy houses... it should be christmas all year round weih!

and most of them even had nativity scenes all set up in little grottos in front of the house

seee!

(with flash)

you could just see baby jesus lying on the hay with mother mary and the three wise kings around him.. and the animals sharing the manger too as well..

(without flash)

well that's about it peeps.. i gotta rush now as i'm heading over to helena's for christmas lunch.. more updates l8r.. loves and merry christmukkah!

2008-12-11T19:57:00.004+08:00

pretty innit?

it's karthigai and wee bit of history on this day is that when lord muruga, one of the many hindhu deities, was born (or descended to earth) in six big water lilies (yes there were six of him and he later on joined his, err other selfs to become one) he was looked after by six maiden girls.. hence, in honour of their labour, they become stars when they died..

it is believed that on this night and the consecutive two, there will be six brightly shining stars.. I THINK

but it's raining anyhows and the sky is all cloudy.. you still could check out the skies if you want to brave the wet and cold tho..

2008-12-11T15:53:00.000+08:00

bubble mania has hit my home!

eating day!!!

2008-12-11T12:27:00.008+08:00

finally i have something blog-worthy aaannnndddddd pictures! :D

t'was a merry eating day indeed yesterday.. had contract class, oh and there seems to be this idiot in my class coz when ms donna asked us which do we prefer contract or tort, he shouted "contort"...entah siapalah si bodoh itu..haha

and although class was freezing (the ozone layer over my coll definitely is thinning and has gaps showing for sure!) i managed to persuade my friends to go makan air batu campur and cendol during break time.. teehee!

we have this rlly good ice kacang stall and the uncle is very generous with his condiments and santan.. although kan i don't see loyal old customers so i guess their arteries would prolly have been all clogged up by now.. kesian kesian.. maybe his magnanimous pourings of coconut milk should be a wee bit more restrained.. but then again, he could be a bit more generous with the syrup and gula melaka though...hmph!

see got newspaper add also... chewah!

most lil stalls in brickfields have them.. like our pisang goreng stall.. that cute round uncle has the best pisang goreng and linko ever!!!.. simply superb!.. must queue long long and still sometimes can't get.. dahla some people come and pack in these huge plastic bags.. greedy betul.. like yesterday, four in the evening only and all we could get were three small remainder pisangs.. aish!

then tracy and yee han wanted jagung.. those people makan takkan kenyang wei..

haha i actually have a very funny pic of tracy eating jagung but i kan very the baik thesedays... lol

our lil candy tug of war

does this not just bring back memories of lady and the tramp? ..

*i'm the lady btw*

'this is the night, it's a beatiful night.. ladiladilaa'

so after class we decided we shall go to the connaught pasar malam thanks to tracy.. that place is literally food haven!.. by the end of our walk i was wishing i had more tummy room

snappitz in the car

after walking

and walking

anddd walking

we were hungry and decided to have dinner (or at least part of our dinner) at the fatman lok lok stall... oh how i love steamboat.. my mum thinks it's highly unhygenic to eat at a lok lok stall so i only can makan here when i keluar dengan kawan.. haiz

oh what glorious food..
plus they don't serve beef which is an added bonus for me being a hindhu and all..

then we walk walk some more and i got my baby octupuses and taiwan sausages and helena and tracy both got their pork satay.. and helena wanted crepes... which were super yummy.. then these people also had room for coconut ice cream

see the pic below, it's all home-made and really does taste of coconut water

and there was a lot of stuff to see like this stall selling gorgeous animal print fabric but it was getting packed and late as well so we had to balik dy

lil bit more of muka tembokness while tracy picked out couple keychains for her bf and her.. how sweet kan kan... helena and i contemplated buying a pair for the both of us to split but how wrong would that be.. haha a key going through a heart? two munchkins smooching? two little diaries in which you can get each others initials engraved on?..

takpe jelah!

2008-12-06T22:09:00.002+08:00

to start on a good note,

i got my doughnuts :)

but but for some reason i didn't really feel like eating them..which is weird.. coz eating only two doughnuts out of the usual four i eat with perfect ease would mean that doughnuts only give me about 50% the usual satisfaction they should have provided me with which means that they're losing they're utility which is scary!..haiz

i miss a big chunk of specialness in my life right now..lol

oh 'specialness'...come back!!!.. then i shall sing disney songs and prance about.. what the heck, i shall just sing disney songs and prance about anyways..

anyhows, i'm tired of living on the line and feeling edgy, this nagging feeling of worry is just so messing about with my head.. the fact that results wld be out in more than a months time is getting to me as well..which is quite stupid as well, that's more than a month away..

and talking to hood just made me miss my younger care-free days.. where everything was just one big barney song..christmas doesn't feel the way it should anymore, hmm but then again, that's probably just me

*think happy thoughts*

btw, is it just me of is mid's christmas deco a bit tacky/circus freakshow/ cutting back on costs/ done in a rush this year

whatever la..or should i say dhoa :p

when i grow up

2008-12-04T19:37:00.006+08:00

i want to be just like Charles Waterton

well perhaps for the nipping of ankles and sleeping on the bare floor with a pillow made of a block of wood part..

but i definitely would not shoot the animal specimens for study.. assuredly!

on another note,

you know living in kajang is pretty great..we have really good food here... but but but there just isn't a big apple store around..

and i'm craving doughnuts!!!

iceberg and avp please... :D

shall drop by mid tmrw.. yaay! *smiles at prospect of doughnuts*

i wonder whether mr. charles would have liked doughnuts..hmm

oh and i heard from dad that one of his clients was makan-ing at a chinese restaurant at kjg prima and he was robbed of his valuables which include a gold chain by these two guys wielding machetes on a motorbike...that's scary!

so be careful aites people

of vegetables...

2008-12-02T22:53:00.005+08:00

you know the phrase horrible terrible vegetables, well not quite..

see these green (other colours) stuff could turn pretty handy..

like once, the iron was sticky as i ironed on some stick-able surface accidentally

so my mum thought me this pretty neat trick..

you get a banana leaf

(although for me this means tracking through some pretty creepy shrubbery for hmm two metres in length then looking out for butterflies and grasshoppers and what not then standing on a discarded sofa and praying nothing lands on my outstretched arm, leaning over knife in hand and hacking away at the nearest banana leaf and jumping a clean metre over distance from the sofa thingamajib..insects creep my inside out and the outsides in)

so with the banana leaf, you iron all over it and voila!

iron is sticky no more..and this sure beats sandpapering it kan

go grow bananas people!

and other quite useful things you could do is say you have a digit that has puss in it (toe or finger or erm..others XD )... what you do is you take a green lime, make a lil hole in it, then stuff your finger in... of course this hurts like hell but the lime supposedly brings the puss out.. and then if you want to, you wet a piece of bread and hold it over the injured digit..

the option is of course going to the doctors and getting it all squeezed out but the lime is pretty usefull i guess..

picture curtesy of daya who was kludtzy enuff to poke her finger while cleaning prawns.. she swears it hurts a L.O.T. but is afraid of doctors so lime on!

so anyhows, as we were hanging out in the kitchen, daya and i decided to do some rearranging to some stuff that my grandparents brought over and left on the kitchen counter

....the end result...

so being the responsible elder sister of course i had to teach her,

always use protection!

eww!

and random,

a typical scene from my accounts class

these people are chongtaitee whizzes yo!

i'm hungry dy...ta'

2008-11-20T22:28:00.001+08:00

sunil : if i choke, i'll take coke

me : take water, way waay better

rhymes?..darn!

2008-11-18T16:17:00.003+08:00

i like to move it move it

he likes to move it move it

we like to...move it!!!

woot!..madagascar season is back..and i've already watched it twice!

it is that good people..go see go see!

i love gloria..and please let me not resemble her in the years to come

*prays hard*

see helena and rina and joycesus and hood and everyone else (lazy to type) i told told told you it'll be dead good!

*i have a penchant for exclamation marks*

anyhows, my exams just got done with on friday and my maid is gone home for a short holiday spell, so yea, you're looking at the substitute maid here..

and btw, my mum luuurves cleaning -.-

i have stuff to blog about..but i'm lazy sooooo

barbacued crabs taste really good,

ipanema is going all environmental and saving on boxes hence cutting costs too,

johny depp can make me sit through a stupid movie just to see him,

(and yes it was so stupid i had nightmares of attempted abortions, weird space creatures taking over bodies and a lot of other weird stuff)..hmm i'm not very sane am i?..

i'm tired and slightly insomniac,

and why is it that when i'm having exams everyone else is mamak-ing but when i'm free no one else is too...eesh..the brits!

i'm off to mope..cheer me up peeps!

and jun, how could you?!

2008-11-07T10:46:00.004+08:00

currently i'm feeling so hyper that if i ever i ended up in prison they'll put me on a no carb diet just to drain me of any energy and leave my lying like a piece of tofu

so...

i was speculating u noe how some people read at a pace slower than terrapins making out then they totally miss the point and end up getting all huffed up and emo..well read faster people..

then don't simply get all emo-ed up

hehe..and if YOU'RE reading this then you know that i know that you know i mean you!

speakin of animal make outs...did you know that cats have barbed penises.. yeouch!!!

so the screamin..haha it ain't all just cat-gasms..

i have five hours of law lecture ahead of me

1...2...3...4...5...

(counts with four fingers and one toe..swt!)

and for some reason the laptop and camera broke up..so now it refuses to accept the memory card...so i have to go to a mediator (dad's laptop) to reconcile the pics so uploading pics is very the leceh!..yer

i need distractions

i need doughnuts

no actually i need a tranquiliser

cheerios ya'll

oh and BEST OF LUCK to all my spm babes

and if you're reading this...go study people!!!

2008-11-06T22:51:00.004+08:00

pirates of the carribean four pirates of the carribean four pirates of the carribean four

*so out of breath*

oh shitz...please let there be NO zac efron!

i can't wait!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-06T21:13:00.004+08:00

accounts..done!

*going to flunk..haiz must re-sitt*

economics..done!

*can do can do*

so tuition anyone???..hmm?..hmm?..hmm?

law..next week

*gambate me*

so anyhoos as i had my econs exams today and i find the the table too high (or the chair too low)..either or..i brought a pillow la kan..

*after finding out how difficult it was too write during accounts exams*

and E.V.E.R.Y.O.N.E was

do you plan on sleeping or taking the paper

omg you made my day..haha

wah you rlly sleepy huh

my god!...(my lecturer)

huh?...(general response)

then after explaining that i need the pillow as i'm vertically challenged to write comfortably

everyone was

HA!

HA!!!

*geez* O___O

at least i'm doing something about it and perched comfortably i managed to finish the paper in time hopefully without going off tangent much

oh and random..

my mum was reading the wizard of oz to my lil bro and kan the lion wanted courage, the tin man wanted a heart and the scarecrow wanted a brain so i told my lil bro that he should always always want a very healthy bank balance!

how's that for the stuff of fairy tales ey?

2008-11-06T21:13:00.000+08:00

2008-10-30T10:41:00.003+08:00

Happy diwali!!!

to all those who visited, your company was very much appreciated..to all those who sent their wishes, thanks and love you guys!..

here's to hoping the festival of lights brings beauty that fills our worlds, peace that fills our hearts, and may the love that is always ours bring us much joy, ushering in the light and keeping the darkness at bay

my pretty kolam :D

2008-10-30T10:09:00.006+08:00

*sob sob sob*

i prolly just flunked my accounts and i prolly am going to resit those horrendous papers.. sighs!

so in effort to cheer me up, carmen and mei tsin said we should go midvalley and 'play-play'..so off we did head and first we went to makan at the lil penang cafe.. service was god-awful!!!..hmm by the time our drinks arrived i really might have choked on a noodle, turn blue on the lips, eyeballs popped out and lain twitching on the floor giving out straggled gasps of "air bandung...aargh..pleeasseee!"..

okaaay, maybe i do have the flair for the dramatic but you get my point..

then i was too full for ice cream..(see NOT a good day!).. so we went to toys r us as carmen wanted to buy a rubik's cube O.o

i do realize that i am not gifted as some are with patience and this unfortunately is coupled with not too high intellect..so erm yea.. i have nvr got even one face of the rubik's cube complete...way to go master rubik!

things to bear in mind when having fun to ignore that little annoying voice in your head that keeps on going "you're doomed in accounts!".. =.=!

1. be all sneaky!

2. never ever forget those who love you for who you are!

'muah'

'elmo loves you, yes he does'

'YES, he does'

'come hug elmo!'

3. be your own knight in (absent) shining armour on a pretty horsey

4. create your own magic with the aid of fluffy tiaras, sparkly wands and a camera

so yea, i was pretty much cheered up..lol, ignore the pink-ish-ness of the surroundings

kids these days have various hues of pink on the brain apparently..

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

oh and taking pictures blisfully despite the raised eyebrows one gets is a talent simply bestowed on one by some divine being and should not be attempted unless one has the daring to... don't try it if you're going to giggle after one shot, look around, then try to sneak out with your face hidden aites guys..hehe!

class

2008-10-13T22:39:00.015+08:00

*i can't think of a good opening sentence....dang it!*

so...erm economics mocks

i was done on time, no thanks to chow peng who stood next to me chanting

"tharshini faster"x100..eesh!

so what else remained to do but irritate those who are yet to be done with the very bright camera flash..teehee!

and of course chow peng helped by going "... faster!"

helena sweating!

rachel sweating!!

yee han sweating!!!

so all got done...finally!..and then i got home..found my car gone..

...

so friday was accounts

cheerily i greeted carmen and charmaine as they entered the class

" my darlings"

how was i to know that mr jayan was behing them, and. he. started. to. blush!

=.=!

and i sempat to take a few pics of my classmates...(who ain't gt a clue bout the necessity to take a gazzillion pics when camhoeing in search of the one..it's smile..pout..smile...pout..grin..act bimbo..smile..pout..act lesbo...smile..smile..pout...do dumb..and smile!)

xiau shuan who insists her face was too big to take a picture next to me

then kish joined us..*or as mr jayan calls her, 'cash'*

( i have a bunch of pics of her looking at me instead of the camera...don't ask!)

elaine..who happens to be incidently s.H.o.R.t.E.r than me...woot!

*lemme gloat*it truly is a VERY one-of-the-kind i ain't the only vertically challenged one kinda feeling u noe..or perhaps you don't =p

and charmaine, the pretty one of british+chinese+kadazan decent who hails from kota kinabalu people!

yea i mostly am forced to wear a sweater in class or at least hijab-ise myself with a shawl coz the classrooms are freezing and all my receptors seem to work on over drive..especially the one on my waist which is prime target for all my classmates who know oh how very ticklish i am..okay the secret is out people..enuff!

then i wanted to get a pic of camera shy joyce

now trying to get a pic of joyce could really be likened to stalking a rare white tiger in the virgin jungles of mystical india

*she slinks away*

*she uses tactics of camaouflage*...(note blue on blue)

*but i got her in the end...well, mostly*

see why joyce is a special species..look at the way she uses a spoon...so neanderthal O.o

and of course, the only 'yang' student in a class full of 'yings'

well, that's about it i guess for now..i'm gonna miss these people

luvies!

2008-10-12T10:43:00.003+08:00

tharshini is NOT okay at her car being stolen

tharshini wishes she could crush those car thieving nuts of the perpetrators

tharshini believes in this thing called karma and those idiots would be reborn with tree branches as fingers and roots for feet with crushed nuts too..

that'll teach 'em!

2008-10-10T21:20:00.002+08:00

my car got stolen

*pfft!*

people, do not park your cars outside new era..unless the brakes don't work

grr!

2008-09-25T11:05:00.003+08:00

i am currently very very very lazy to blog...so

1. i was at pd for the weekend

i have multiple bruises, some swellings, and even a few scratches..oh n burns from playing lantern.. for me, that's good

mind you, one bruise was on my cheekbone where my uncle fell on me during the banana boat drop..swt!!!

2. i discovered that chew really really loves me!

coz he texted to find out my whereabouts fearing that my whole family had been chased out of our home as it was empty...aww! or maybe he feared his source for mutton curry had absconded..the curry is on it's way chew

3. i raised all eyebrows of the passengers of the bus back to seremban

because i insisted that yee han, joyce n i share the two seats

luckily all kechik-kechik..then we laughed like maniacs all the way back.. and camhoed like crazy too..*blushes*

4. my nose is peeling from sunburn

so last night was spent peeling off all the dry skin

5. i have two more mocks coming up

*die*

pics when i rajin aites...which cld be never la

2008-09-14T10:34:00.002+08:00

today is the mooncake festival

HAPPY MOONCAKE FESTIVAL YA'LL!!!!

n special thanks to xue er and carmen for your super yummy mooncakes which were just divine.. and super yummy!!

so being a damm cun malaysian .. albeit a 'failed' indian

i went over to my darling's house to celebrate where she had called over some other friends of hers..

so carmen, mei tsin and i took the ktm where mei tsin got her first waft of the 'odours of malaysia' ....teehee!.. then a friens of carmen's picked us up where we went grocery shopping in jusco.. i, of course, was super keng at choosing potatoes and tomatoes being the gadis pekan that i am.. *hint hint* : D

after buying all the stuff we needed, we headed to carmen's where we got a cutting, and a cleaning .. and a cooking in the case of mei tsin and i..

so yes, u shall all thank us for the lovely food (okay fine, it was just spaghetti) that all of you glutted over ..

oh and carmen did very yummy mashed potatoes

and the boys did the mooncakes

good fun! good fun!

and my apologies, forgot the camera so no graphic momentos.. haizz!

what celebration is next???

2008-09-11T11:10:00.002+08:00

the score of bella's lullaby:

http://j33f.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/river_flows_in_you.pdf

bella's lullaby as played by yiruma:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1-Y6HqHqy8&feature=related

oh my heart beats for edward!

(no pun intended, as his heart does not)

and oh for the dear lord to preserve me in the pages of a book as bella.. edward's bella!

*sighs*

anyways for us mortals (eww! the word) stuck here, go check out bella's lullaby.. sobs!

2008-09-03T09:08:00.002+08:00

i drove the bmw : ) : ) : )

"oh pass me the protons.. at least i don't feel like i'm
manoeuvring a bullock cart"
i'm nationalistic... =.=!
*but it was pretty damm chun*

and dad says at 18 you've driven a beemer, at that age i only got to touch and wash lorries.. hmm maybe my kechiks will become road terrors in hummers
there's a thought innit

under scrutiny

2008-09-03T08:58:00.004+08:00

okay i know this is a very ketinggalan zaman post but pssst..

on merdeka's celebrations

Datin Rosmah dropped her purse and everything went rolling out and she bent over to pick them up from her seat but could not reach without getting up and showing her derriere to the Agong plus she was definately too fat to bend from her chair so she had to enlist the help of a policeman to pick up her stuff and this was way more interesting than the parade i presume coz the queen turned to stare with very ill-concealed mirth

phew*takes deep breaths*

mum found that hilarious tho.. meanie mumsies!

dear lord, let me never be too prosperous in the tummy region!

2008-09-02T13:01:00.003+08:00

my grandma made a funny!

dad dad's friend granmuzzers

let's cut some coconuts

MARK ANTHONY!!!

yeps?

Brutus is calling you

teehee! isn't it awesome having a grandma who's well versed in Julius Caesar? lol!

anyways, the coconut cutting was kinda fun and mana tahu dad so keng at cutting coconuts.. and mum's was saying when she was young her grandma had a coconut plantation and she used to drink coconut water all the while..

me dad mum

and who helps you cut the coconuts?

the workers who worked there la

must be all her atan's la there (atan is a way of calling ur husband with respect.. as opposed to oi! haha.. kinda lyk the malay abang i guess)

*laughs while nodding*

haiz.. parents!

so back to coconuts, my greatgrandmama said la (she's dead now so words from my grandma) never drink the water straight without adding some sugar granules.. it's supposed to offset the coconut water's ability to give u a cold...

so me, being me!, had to drink the water from the whole coconut just to test the theory

started sneezing that night

u rock oldy moldy great granmama!

*even if u were some kinda tyrant alive*

the verdict: if i were left somewhere with a knife and only coconuts to survive on.. i would die of thirst and starvation.. i have uber pathetic upper body strength.. sadly!

and just to mention, went out on meredeka's eve with my kawans

: D : D : D

went with vin n kush to pizza.. n simmy tagged along.. then jun joined us... then to br... then to kush's hse where we watched 27 dresses.. where darling chew joined us.. and he's to be our maid's of honour.. like three times over! haha belly wax for the sarees and lenggas!

mmm.. oh then i dubbed chew my best gay friend who ain't gay! feel the love ppl..

then teh tarik for vin, some milo for sickly kush, and some weird susu lembu teh bru for chew

... looked gross, must have tasted gross too...

off note : watched house : P.. season ending soon (i .i) BOOOHOOOOO!!!!

.. and he's so cute when he said takesy backsies.. lol!

did you ever ponder?

2008-08-22T21:29:00.005+08:00

i huge malady struck my life recently

all my pictures of tuesday night are...

gone!

*in a painful stranggled voice*

very stupid of me!

must go get from jun li

so i shall just blog randomly

the sultan of brunei's golden toilet bowls

(a discussion by jun and i)

now wouldn't it be really cold to sit on golden toilet bowls at say 5 a.m. in the morning? think about it gold is metal, hence it would be cold and i'm sure his toilets are air-conditioned as i mean he can have golden toilet bowls right? so how do they keep their royal behinds warm?

so maybe they have lil electric heater switches which sends electric pulses which heats up the gold in a way that doesn't zap the user.. but then again gold is a pretty bad conductor so it wouldn't zap that bad.. and a zap at 5 a.m would be quite a cool way to wake up

or maybe the royal highness-es all carry lighters and heat the cold metal before sitting down but that could take awhile as gold heats up pretty slow and they would be in pretty much of a rush at 5 a.m. haiz things to ponder about!

or wait maybe they don't use the toilet bowls at 5 a.m! hmm

and i was wondering

what would those people who are really too fat to buy underwear at regular departmental stores do? they can't fit into the ready-made ones and it's highly unlikely they go around sewing two square patches of cloth together, adding garters at d top and two holes at d bottom right? or do they? that wouldn't fit right.. and the guys, wouldn't erm very important organs be, well, crushed? of course i mean those really really huge people la.. i mean stretchy fabric can't be that stretchy rite? or can it?

.....

and in a brilliant way to make money out of lil kids who don't know any better and continue to spend money on things which have prices ten-fold their actual cost

*an idea i got from my 5 year old brother who loves cola lollipops*

everyone knows that lubricant leaves a tingly sensation right?

...okay i don't really know this but so i've heard...

so what one ought to do is but a tube/bottle of it.. pack it into small clear plastic packs and stick

"magic tinggling sensation gel"

then charge exorbitant prices for this bit of hocus-pocus

surely got little kids all lining up to buy and smear it all over their little grubby hands

of course this must be done when the authorities aren't around la kan

smart smart.. teehee!

and

a conversation which happened some time ago la between my mum, sis(daya), and i

*mum is trying to take a nap and daya barges in with two plastic thingies in her hand*

haha! bang! ur dead! hahahahahahahahaha

see what i threw at you!!!

mum holds up some wizened looking black thing

see! don't you get it?? it's a 'green-aid' hahahahahhahahaha

why don't you get it???

err whats a 'green-aid'?

alah u don't know a 'green-aid'? so stupid!

oh u mean grenade? *says it like how it's supposed to be pronounced*

ya la ya la.. same thing rite

no, not same thing.. very different thing!

oh shush! pow! now ur dead!

and what's this supposed to be? a rocket?

no no.. it's a measle

a what???

a measle la!!! *whilst rolling eyes*

measle???*bewildered*

huh? oh you mean missile??? hahaha

i can just imagine you as Hitler..

release the green-aids and measles!

ooh scary!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

goodness.. measles! hahahahaha

at this point my mum and i collapse laughing and rolling about while my sis just huffs and storms of with her green-aid and measle

and now i've lost my blogging mo-jo so i shall stop

mo-jo.. sounds very man-ish!

ah my blog can?

ta' people who love me enough to read up more about me!

2008-08-16T21:00:00.003+08:00

i spend most of my conscious hours in college.. attending classes.. eating.. attend more classes.. eating even more.. then sit in class again.. then eat some more...

for example, today i had ice-cream, a packet on m n m's and a plastic bag full of 7 11 balls for breakfast.. then go class.. go lunch eat fried rice, kuih bakul and pisang goreng.. then go class.. then come home eat kfc...

the other day i had nasi lemak, kaya pau, 7 11 balls (i'm addicted!) for breakfast, chicken chop n ice cream for lunch, followed by nasi goreng kampung, then dinner as well!!

my tummy is gradually being layered with fatty deposits

soon i'll be like Big Momma

*scary*

and a levels is so hard i've taken to praying whenever we learn something new so that i just may recall a wee bit of what has been said

subconscious me

oh please dear lord let me somehow understand this

yea rite.. there's no way

i'll really really study

then write it in that miserable amount of time given? haha

must practice.. must! must!

then exam time, panic dy all fly out through window

i'm doomed

i'm off to be nerding again

plus i lack sleep so badly i'm really cranky!

must give myself some self-motivation pep talks

need chocolate.. lots of it

see ya people!

2008-08-14T22:42:00.002+08:00

today there was a 'larger than usual' guy on the train

the 'larger than usual' guy took 'more than usual' place on the train

HE TOOK TWO SEATS!!!!!

so, where i would have been able to sit, i had to stand!!!

solution:

i and mr. wax dumped our 'thicker than average' files in the wee lil bit of place available next to him and stood all the way home

..::THE END::..

oooh irony

2008-08-10T15:49:00.002+08:00

the date on my driving licence states 3/3/08

it's been issued for 5 months plus plus

the number of cars i've driven?

*hmm lets see*

1. the manual scum, kancil

2. kembara

3. satria neo

4.wira

5.myvi

6. savvy

7. honda city

8. the altis

pretty extensive list innit?

ironically i have no car to use now so i patiently await the arrival of the jit jit bird

(that kinda does have a ring to it doesn't it? )

then we're going off into the horizon leaving only a trail of dust

haha okay then we're going off.. somewhere la!

toodles!

2008-08-08T23:09:00.002+08:00

people who aren't supposed to be reading the blogs of STUDENTS i.e. teachers yet insist and persist on doing so are only asking to get burned...

it's like the BN government reading the blog of Raja Petra

what do you expect?

raving reviews????

we're teens.. hence outspoken young adults who are yet to submit to the pressure to conform to the masses and hold our tongues.. and we hope to never!

funny funny people these days

lol!

2008-08-04T15:26:00.005+08:00

i'm sitting out the intervals between being chaffeur to my sisters sooooo might as well blog :)

so once upon a last night,

a fragile damsel (me) made her way over to grace her deranged compatriots (my friends vin, kusu, simmy, chew, hatin, sher and ricky)

on her very temperamental steed (bloody savvy)

met up kononnya for dinner, but we had lotsa lotsa fun on the swings and see-saws

okay maybe less fun for the guys on the see-saw... oopsy! *haha*

and as i was

SoSuperSexcitedToSeeSexintheCity

Chew lent me the dvd :D :D :D

(which he swears is better than the movie o-ree-gee-nal as it that was more like four girls let loose in NYC)

soooo i watched it and went to bed at the wee hours of 2 a.m.

ooh awesome! but it does get draggy at bits

thank you gorgeous-est shoes which kept me awake

but among all i felt jennifer hudson was the best

and surfing the web i saw this

which was this not too many years ago

and is known to the world more famously as

it should be a crime to be so beautiful

tata then!

*heads towards buckling steed*

2008-08-01T20:40:00.007+08:00

today as usual

i woke up

stared at the clock

then had the nasty feeling i was late

panicked!

then realised i wasn't

=.=!

anyhows, after getting ready this just had to happen la

at the road branching out to cheras-connought area, there was a massive traffic jam.. literally a stand still

time entering bedlam : 9.20 a.m

crawl crawl crawl

inch inch inch

watch firemen on bikes pass us with hydraulic cutters and ambulances squeeze by

*rolls eyes.. accident.. great.. now stuck forever la*

distance covered : not even 500 metres

time now : 9.53 a.m

class : 10.00 a.m

then attempted a short-cut thanks to the brilliance of my dad's friend

a million thanks to you uncle dason!

managed to bypass a whole load of cars and probably saved another 2 hours

yes the jam was that bad!

then got out at that Giant hypermart, everyone knows that Giant hypermart rite ?

and saw a huge lorry which had crashed into the side stone banking

but because of the many many cars, couldn't get a decent pic : s

these are the ones i sempat-ed to snap

very sibuk people who are watching

some even parked they're cars on the opposite side of the road and crossed over.. lifeless!

see those at the top of the flyover causing a jam on the mrr2..

malaysians i tell you

nearing the wreckage

apparently some big car and a lorry had a collision which sent the lorry all the way to the opposing lane of traffic and even tearing down the divider.. wohoa!

closer view

even closer view and wth?? it was a ssang yong stavic.. was la

back portion of the once stavic now pile of besi buruk .. so hancur-ed

there were not one.. not two.. but three ambulances.. okay maybe two

and also the fire brigade and alam flora and police

major disaster

but before i could get a pic of the victim some person got in the way

*picture a human sized immobolized errm... being*

maybe.. just maybe another minister was involved.. possible.. very possible

malicious murder set up as freak accident

hmm

*scratches chin*

kilometre long traffic pile up after scene of accident

must be due to this

kepohs all parked at the side of the road to watch the awesome.. sorry! gruesome accident

move on people.. some of us might actually have 'productive' activity to do

haiz, time arrived at coll : 10.45

one hour

forty-five minute

inconveniance just because people who think they can drive really well honestly.. truthfully.. actually.. CAN'T!!!

sedar diri la you people

and more power to you malaysian who stop stupid ah bengs from tailing ambulances and himpit-ing us... stupid ah bengs.. think you'll can get away with it?

now my head is pounding as though the devil decided to give his entire fleet of demons, jins, and other whatyoumaycallthem new armour, helmets, swords, lances, shields, chain-mail, axes, and cannons and decided to forge them in my head.. yikes!

now observe the picture below

note the giant swirly

it represents knowledge

or so my accounts lecturer says

the centre circle :

knowledge to begin with

the expanding swirlies :

increase in knowledge on the quest to gain it

final big round circle :

after completing the search for knowledge

right right

i'm exhausted

ta!

p.s : drive safe now!

on saturday night

2008-07-27T21:16:00.014+08:00

vin has turned 18!!!

(a supposedly mature age)

so in true avinder jit BHUTTER style to celebrate, she threw a do at her home where we got to eat like gluttons, laugh like maniacs and have fun like... well, us!

so at about 7.30 plus plus i made my way over, jumped into avin's arms and hugged her..

after which she proceeded to lift me off my feet and twirl me in the air.. =.=!

then i got to conteng-ed my 'creativeness' on this board which is of no credit to kusu's sense of artsy fartsyness

excuse the poor picture quality

mmmermhmm

it says.....

To my dearest lovelist Vin

18 years probably marks the maturity

you have long ago owned...

As they say, reach for the moon, so

if you fall, you'll be one of the stars!!!

Loadsa Love

-me-

very cun kan ?

if you want i can do your books, papers, cards, faces for you! =p =p =p

then arrived kong, jane, jane's cousin priya from london and kong's sis, lee ann

5 mins into meeting those guys i laughed more than i had this entire year

n we all confirmed that we are still the same

"egoistical, stubborn, self-centred brats"

that we always were.. and will be i presume.. hmm

then, jane has a penchant for pics looking like this.... n i really do not know why

i have way too many me-on-jane's-lap pics

she must love me! haha

then jun attempts to look taller than wei sy

note the face, it comes from tip-toeing like a failed russian ballerina

then, the craziness begins...

1st : we all blow balloons as chew passes a few snide comments on my 'blowing' skills... eww la you chew!.. eesh!.. then jane and kong compare the balloons to body sizes.. and err other sizes

2nd : erm piggy-back rides?

3rd : haha... my friends are all type-r

4th : juns and i made chew pose!

and of course in line with our luck it had to start drizzling so we headed into the hall and tracy arrived..

filipino-indian, indian, filipino-indian

i LOVE malaysia!!

in clockwise direction,

me, kush and jun

the happy couple...

the happy friends...

then to amuse ourselves :

kong seeks shelter under the slide

terri, jun and i take pic 'borrowed' umbrella and all

close up!

then avin had a 'surprise' where she had the intention of getting us doused using water balloons..

unfortunately that plan backfired and we remained thankfully dry cept for a few stray balloons by sher and hatin whose pitifully aimed ballons just splashed around our feet

.::the end result::.

as no one was really in the mood for dancing, everyone then went over to ceriabox for good ol proven always to be fun karaoke-ing

jun, kong and i had to leave soon tho as jun and i both had curfews at 1 am and kong had already blown hers by a couple of hours, we headed back with the help of ever-chivalrious chew

great party, great food, great friends and great fun

next, that shopping trip!!!

a final attempt

2008-07-20T11:51:00.005+08:00

had truly awful accounts class on a saturday

by truly awful i meant it was so awful that joy-sus and i ended up enacting the Battle of The 12- inch ruler and helena and i started speculating our lecturer's age.. and sissifie-ability..

my lecturer also deems that it is 'improper' for a lecturer to take pictures with his students

yea, we're all real big on photo-shopping your face onto a porn video

so we cam-whored without him

i was standing on a chair mind you

then carmen and i decided to kill time while waiting for her aunt and the-next-big-thing in my life to come so we headed over to times square

ooOOo and we saw Cosmo so we just had to

he's so cute

when i'm 70 i'm going to host a big party in remembrance of my youth and Cosmo shall make an appearence.. with balloons!!.. i heart balloons!!

be rest assured, Barney WILL be there

then i visited Joanne Herman Christopher in sbux as you see i am truly too free

and

i introduced her to carmen as my super hot philandering adulterous lesbian partner :p

but as she was working i could not kidnap her..

aannd in light of a little hope

iwalkedallthewaytosgwangandstillcouldnotfindthoseshoes

so yea, i've given up all hope..

plus it truly does not help jo when u asked me whether i've found my striking coloured pair of ah lian shoes... such a bee-yotch

then i teman-ed carmen go clothing shopping before making our way back on the overly-crowded monorail but not before...

so that marks the end of a very speedy kl tour and here's to many more!

life ain't all that balanced out

2008-07-18T21:40:00.014+08:00

This post i dedicate to all those looking to reaffirm that your lives are spicier and more curry-ish than mine

...which currently is like fish- ball soup...

the greatness

the sadness

my darling brother provided me much humour by:

telling me that a snake "clucks"..

calling a xylophone "pinkles"..

bringing back a

for sale

contact: Dass 012-369XXXX

sign that was to be stuck on my sister's forehead upon

his return from a house that the parents wanted to get rid off..

ooh and he also came out fourth in his Malay reading competition

even if he read

'Guru puji Susi'

"Gu-wuu pu-jiii Suu-see"

*tears of pride*

i can also strangle him for his terrible writing

which btw isn't any worse than mine la

my piano came after like forever

*does little celebratory jig*

mum calls it a monstrosity

i call it my new love

at least for now la

haha at least i'm like still almost a head taller than it

...bannganyaku...

it had a cacat-ed sounding D key

i am thoroughly and terribly annoyed

i went to mid today to watch Journey to the Centre of the Earth

totally un-preplanned but then again it was

really nice movie but seeing the on-and-on-and-on-and-on queue in

MV we decided to walk over to gardens and were 15 mins late..

but really was well worth it!!

then helena and i decided to lepak for a bit whilst Joyce and Rina wanted to go back to coll

as they had Christian Fellowship meeting

then

i saw

a very very veerrrryyy the nice pair of shoes and decided that yes i have to have them

but of course seeing my sui luck when it comes to these things

THERE WAS NO SIZE!!!

so anti-climax i tell you

depressing

eesh! "blardee lucky fella whoever you are who got the last pair of that size"

my moral studies exam i definitely aced despite my sole attempt at studying

ended up with me falling asleep on the coach... as usual =D

i love my teacher.. she ajar me till i so keng in this subject..

tuition anyone ???

accounts is doomed

17 chapters 3 months

dammm!!

so now gonna have classes like 12 hrs a week.. maybe 16...

hours and hours and hours of mr. jayan

now isn't coll life all that ?

i have a very delicious durian downstairs

i have no idea of how to get it open

i have discovered that the human race despite being the only ones gifted

with the ability to think hardly ever do use this god bestowed gift

and rather react based on their most neanderthal of instincts ...

as to why i am yet to discover.. : p

"sensible people always think before they act, but fools advertise their ignorance"

to quote the Bible

i think i've managed to upset quite a number of people

by no fault of mine which upsets me as i really did not mean to upset anyone but then

i was just being me and i wasn't then that would upset me and others would be

upset as to why i was upset so everyone would be upset so it's better that i be me

and you people all just grow up!!!.. haha

btw, some people have the innate ability of truly pissing me off

none of you guys tho... you, i hearts!

so yea life is really balanced out

speaking of which,

did you know that yin is realated to negativity i.e

cold, hunger, pain, misery, loss and FEMALES!!!!

now isn't that just wrong ???

*pah*

and males are said to be categorised in yang i.e

all positive elements like warmth, contentment etc...

utter nonsense!

so okay, some things just don't balance out..

like those shoes!

i'm miserable.. really and truly

but be reassured..

i'm so totally grateful

1. for the food in my tummy

2. for the clothes on my back

3. for the love that i have

and all that

p.s : any temans to watch Sex and the City ???

curses!!!

2008-07-14T21:37:00.005+08:00

i am annoyed

irritated

pissified

my piano is only coming the day after tomorrow

stupid gits with time management problems

grrrrr!!!

.::shall blog when it fi-nal-ly does arrive::.

the week

2008-07-11T21:44:00.000+08:00

my life is absolutely devoid of any fun-ness

nil!

so i shall just summarise my dull, dull, dull week

monday : law test

despite my initial apprehension it went pretty okay..

pretty-merepek-also-should-do-quite-well okay

for the supposedly an hour and a half paper, our lecturer gave us an exta hour.. and i still did not finish!!!.. aargh i tell you.. i'm doomed!!

drama aside.. t'was a blue blue monday..

but there was House.. *bliss*

tuesday : off day

*needless to say i did not do anything*

*very very very ashamed*

wednesday : economics

class was oh so hilarious

i remember my dear lecturer calling Hannah a

#1 : stupid cow

#2 : dumb ass

#3 : fat ninja

#4 : she's warm because of the hot air in her head

and other names which i shall decline to mention for the sake of propriety..

but then again tis not often that you get a student who asks whether

weightage is calculated in kilograms,

whether we are required to conduct a survey on 600 or more items

for a two mark objective question during the hour and a half exam,

wears a thick black overcoat then complaining that it's two hot yet refusing

to take 10 steps to switch on an extra air-conditioning unit,

and applies lip stick in class...

gosh we love you Hannah! you rock our econs class..

oh and then i whined and whined about craving steamboat oh so much

so i actually got steamboat .. =P

spoiled pretty much ? i know

so yummy :D

oh and i saw an old car burning in an alleyway and then as we parked further off i heard it explode ... boom!!

and i also got to see a firetruck (which arrived too late as usual)

so cool!!

thursday : econs and tort

i don't understand why i chose law

stupid! stupid! stupid!

*smacks forehead*

friday : today

had accounts..

my lecturer does not answer questions well..

he's daft.. period!

.::this is him::.

then moral studies..

hmm would you want to know if your spouse has cheated on you ???

i would not for sure...

coz then i would have too skin him alive which would definitely be very messy

and then

*drum rolls*

i did

* symbals clash*

a very

*gongs are beaten*

GOOD DEED!!!!!

*much cheering and applause*

it all occured like this,

i was slumped over my couch bemoaning my dismal state of affairs when my maid said my neighbour had cut his hand cleaning the widows which he somehow broke and they were asking whether we had a first aid kit as their parent were out and no one could take him to the clinic..

so i went over and omg he was actually missing a piece of his flesh the size of a five-cent coin and it was bleeding profusely as his siblings all stood squirming around..

so i cleaned the wound, applied pressure, and bandaged it up

then dad took him to the doctors who then bandaged it up better and gave him a tetanus shot..

and the doctor said what i did was right!!!

hurrah for me!!!

haha perasanness aside .. i talented kan ??????

anyhows my sis then (the kepoh she is) went and saw the window and his five-cent sized bit of flesh was still sticking to it...

ewww! ewww! ewwwwwww!

she's disgusting la i tell you

i'm reaping good karma

( which i will need in loads to balance the scales against my caustic tongue )

and i'm writing this blog because i have nothing else to do on a friday night

sad sad me... : (

good girl gone bad

2008-07-03T22:17:00.000+08:00

thanks to jun,

i've been tagged..

but at least it gives me something to blog about..

yes and that is how sad my state of affairs have become

.::but just before that::.

today in the train with helena after we stopped by mid to buy doughnuts

(economics makes me hungry.. very!)

there were a few.. cross that.. many very loud middle-aged ladies with very weird accents who were yelling their entire conversation to each other despite being seated right next to each other when one of them gets a call and proceeds to 'yell' at the poor must be hearing impaired caller before yelling at another lady two seats away to "mesej dia.. ya ya mesej la" and hands her phone over..

damm annoying i tell you..

then at the serdang stop, they are so engrossed in their convo that they don't realise the train has come to a standstill and when they do, one of them gives a 'squawk'.. yes literally a squawk before all of them get off..

finally ten minutes of peace till we get off in kajang..

okay at least they did provide us with quite a bit of entertainment..

eccentricities i see on the train i tell you!!! haha

anyhows, i leave you with my tag...

a. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc on shuffle.

b. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

c. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

d. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.

e. Put this on your blog.

1. If someone says,"Is this okay?"

what you got? (colbyo'donis ft akon)

*haha i feel so ... taiko!*

2. How would you describe yourself?

bleeding love (leona lewis)

*no i really don't need the pain*

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?

how could you (mario)

*eh? erm i'm random and surprising?*

4. How do you feel today?

is it you? (cassie)

*gosh i feel daft!*

5. What is your life's purpose?

white flag (dido)

*eesh! like such a loser ny...*

6. What is your motto?

lose yourself (eminem)

*yea.. just go away!!!*

7. What do your friends think of you?

rule the world (take that)

*aww yea!!!.. bow EVERYONE!!!*

8. What do you think of your parents?

shoot down the stars (gym class heroes)

*love the song but... leave my stars alone mummy and daddy!*

9. What do you think about very often?

little wonders (rob thomas)

*i have a sensitive soul.. heehee*

10. What is 2+2?

hotel (cassidy)

*now if only...*

11. What do you think of your best friend?

love song (sara bareilles)

*well i love my peeps *hugs**

12. What do you think of the person you like?

turn me on (kevin little)

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .. i did NOT cheat!!.. i swear!!*

13. What is your life?

breathless (shayne ward)

*so true.. it's crazy!*

14. What do you want to be when you grow up?

sorry (buckcherry)

*...hmm maybe i'll discover my missing 'empathy' factor...*

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?

cinderella (tata young)

*"serve me cindy!"*

16. What will you dance to at your wedding?

take you there (sean kingston)

*haha take me there and over the rainbow baby*

17. What will they play at your funeral?

bed (j holiday)

*err rest in peace??.. weird la*

18. What is your hobby/interest?

buy you a drink (t-pain & young joc)

*mmmmmhhmmm*

19. What is your biggest fear?

leavin' (jesse mccartney)

*i'm a homebound soul.. lols!*

.20. What is your biggest secret?

miracles (mariah carey & whitney houston)

*hey i'm looking forward to those*

21. What do you think of your friends?

teardrops on my guitar (taylor swift)

*they're there when i cry??*

22. What will you post this as?

good girl gone bad (rihanna)

*no no... still very good!*

23. What song would you play during your first time having sex?

just so you know (jesse mccartney)

*just so you know.. i'm a virgin!... LMAO!!!*

haha okay it wasn't all that bad.. quite fun i might say..

aaaannnndddd i tag :

avin

lene

chewy

manda

and whoever else read this entry

loves!

saying goodbye... for now!

2008-06-30T16:28:00.000+08:00

as sadly lainey is going to be leaving us soon for the land down under (sob sob)

we simply had to say goodbye in a very convent like style...

so we kidnapped her after church..okay i did not as my grandparents were down

*with mud crabs i must add*

so i could only leave after lunch..

but then at about 3.00 i went down to the music box to meet up with my beloved peeps who were showing off their vocal prowess ~or rather lack of it~ and their oh so muka tembok camwhoring abilities as well..

as i gtg and mug for my already doomed accounts test tomorrow.. i leave you with the pictures!

vin is so feeling the music

kushikins!

we hearts the camera

*the green clothes?.. not preplanned*

it's an oma-anak thing

... "gimme the mike.. else i'll bawl like a baby"...

*lainey is looking on in wonder*

perasaanness knows no bounds

heck, you can even bottle it up!

in litres...

After a few bouts of erm singing, we head over to BR and there it is tata for now..

However, lainey will be returning in december, her culinary skills homed in time for Christmass *hint hint*

and we will be seeing her real soon...

till then my darling babester,

we shall always remember you as we camwhore and i shall especially cherish the moments where i drove you up the wall with my chem-class hyperness and you calmed me down during our prom monetary planning craziness.. esp with mentally unstable leelian..

i heart you.. mucksies!

"if you wanna be my lover,

you gotta get with my friends,

friendship lasts forever,

friendship never ends."

-wisely said-

the things i do for want of better things to do

2008-06-27T20:43:00.000+08:00

Being totally ridiculously bored, i ventured into Kajang town awhile ago and dropped by Watsons.

While walking up and down the aisles aimlessly, i saw this....

and so i bought it

and sprayed my hair pink

and gave mortals unaccustomed to my random ways... a total shock!!

of course i told them i got it done as a permanent fixture and will only get rid of it as my hair grows out and i cut it off the other options being :

i get a boy/ crew cut
i chop of the coloured sections

needless to say neither options were very appealing to navin, he already suffering slight cardiac attacks at the thought of pink coloured hair

navin me

like my hair ?

it's PINK!!!!

i noticed

why PINK ????!!!

well i thought purple wouldn't be noticeable and i already did green a couple of years back*which is true*

PINK??? omg it's actually PINK!!!

err... yea

no better colours you can use ???

would you have preferred blue ?

*note that as the conversation is carried out his tone rises higher and higher

ultimately from an E to an A-sharp

yes navin is a true saint and i'm sure you are all marvelling at his patience but for crying out loud...

it's just PINK!!

anyhows i did tell him that it was temporary hair spray ... a couple of days later!.... LOLS!!!

here's to happy endings!!

2008-06-24T20:58:00.001+08:00

vin playing mummy

camwhoring with vin

and how it all started....

Rise and shine at ... wth ? 7.30 ? .. yes unfortunately by biological clock has been preset to wake me up albeit reluctantly at that particularly unearthly hour despite it being a blessed off day for me. So i stare out of the window at the rising sun till finally i am rajin enough to heave my butt out of bed. Shower, makan, read mails, glance listlessly at study notes.. check!

THEN.. finally it's one and off i go to meet avinder jit jit kaur for lunch at pizza hut ( i have been craving pizza for the entire weekend and no i am not pregnant! ) and with her come along Sunil and Harvinth

.:: hmm so much for a peaceful meal::.

so of course we sempat to camwhore a bit before lunch

This photo had a lot of jagung in it and i'm not sure why.. Sunil you must zoom!!

And then before my food arrived i had to go pick my sister up so Harvinth decided to follow me.. like he said "mari mengembara di kembara".. swt! and that dude is the worst companion you can ever take in the car. For heaven sakes he exclaims "motorbike" and "car" every 5 seconds... yes Harvinth it's a town, there are bound to be other motorists on the road.. And then he goes and relates all the accidents he and his sister have managed to get into which would be great except that you're bursting out laughing with a very lethal weapon i.e, the steering wheel in your hands.. Anyhows i drive very okay and that you must admit kays Harvinth!

p.s. : Sunil would have made a much better companion

After dropping my sis off (and to his dismay we didn't actually enter Convent grounds so he 'potong steam' dy) he starts whining at the traffic lights bout his pizza getting cold... could you not just stranggle him ?

then ...

harvinth me

harvinth get your hand of the handbrake

no no, just in case you know

just in case what ?

in case you don't know how to stop

haiyo please la if it's red must stop

*after the traffic light*

faster la faster.. all getting cold dy

shut up la and get your hands off.

and stop instructing me as to what to do

okay wei this sounds very pervy!

Then we look at each other and burst out laughing again

We do eventually reach very safely and harvinth's quivering kecuted balls were not pleased to find soup in his pepsi and pepsi in his soup..

note the face:

THE CULPRIT:

btw Sunil was a total dear who ended up spending us makan ( which he really shouldn't have but then orang-orang kaya zaman kini and he is so forgiven for dribbling tobasco sauce all over my pizza! ) and Harvinth was quick to be satisfied with good food and dribbling cheese all over my pizza.. =.=!

then i went over to avin's where we camwhored a bit and you know the rest..

oh and btw, Norbit's happy ending renews my faith in ever ever afters.. tata!

done by avin herself n not tharsh....huhu...

2008-06-24T15:46:00.000+08:00

da old times

by: avin ...yoohoo!!!

morality and balls

2008-06-22T14:06:00.000+08:00

in a fit of boredom and studies procrastination ( two things i excel at ) i have decided to review my moral studies class... now apparently our government feels that all those non-muslims who do not have too attend those compulsory religious studies a.k.a islamic classes need a good dose of moral values and ethic responsibility instilled in them which finds me in a moral class, 3 hrs a week, on a lovely friday afternoon...

but it's nt that bad la.. my teacher is quite cool with her " DAR-ling-a "... so here we all are stuck in class discussing all the major religions in the world and then it comes to christianity..

navin me

* Annette in front talking bout the old and new testament*

oh thats the difference la

mmhmm..in the olden days with all the uncivilized people giving the saints a hard time they're a bit more ganas.. like for instance if you go curi a chicken, they mite chop of one ball

*note that navin, as sweet as he is, is very old school indian. The
public discussion of balls by the fairer sex is highly frowned upon*

WHAT ????!!!!!!... how could you even come up with that ?

*laughing my head off i manage to choke out* oh very easily!

other highlights of my class would include Thinesh ( dat idiot ) holding up a dead cockroach ( EWWW!! ).. so yea despite my great show of bravado my entire class now knows i'm shit scared of cockroaches and butterflies...

p.s : i also learned a very very VERY bad tamil word in class.... s***i !!!!!... muahaha!
plz la, i'll never ever in a gazzilion years use it kays!

Raja Durian

2008-06-22T12:13:00.000+08:00

Despite this happening some time ago it is really something i have to talk about.. and my apologies i forgot my camera and did not have it with me..

During the school holidays (which thankfully coincided with my college holidays) my whole entire family ~seven of us plus one maid mind you~ decided to take a trip to Penang. All was well, nice beaches, got to go parachuting, great food... and then... the Raja Durian!

Having strayed of course a bit and finding ourselves in those long, windy roads that loop durian orchards we ( my mum and i ) developed cravings for durian. I mean like there. were. durians. EVERYWHERE!

Hanging of the trees over the passing cars, big bunches of them clustered a hand's reach away, small pyramids of durians at the road side with an orang asli looking like person guarding them, passing us in big rattan baskets via motorbike.. like i said, everywhere! So dad finally gave in to my incessant whining as to how much i feel like eating durians and we stopped at this stall with all the fruits of our local treasure trove.

Now to add to my durian pangs, there were these Star newspaper clippings showing Mr Raja Durian holding up the yellow, juicy succelent flesh of the durian and how he had had this stall for a long time and his durians are exported to singapore and the like, blah blah blah.. the fruits should be really good lah kan ?

I was positively skipping with anticipation.

So my dad, mum n i get down ( the others choosing to be so environmental-unfriendly hence sitting in the Naza watching Spongebob Squarepants on dvd.. *eye roll*) and go over to his shed cum stall cum good way to rip off people thingy.

As i am reading all these newspapers write ups about him, the man himself, Raja Durian, The king of the king of fruits comes out and offers to find us the best fruit, the taste of which he guarantees.. yippee

Out of one of the 'durian pyramids' as i call them he pulls out this really large, montrosity of a fruit.. i wanted the small kampong durians so my dad goes and chooses one for me.. As it is only the three of us, we decide to have the fruit he has chosen (bound to be good rite ? .. my foot la)

First : he guarantees it's sweetness

Next: he guarantees it's richness

Then: he cracks it upon with great show using a Swiss Army knife

Finally: .............. the fruit has black edges?!

it's hard. and dry. and anything but sweet. and has these blackened edges to the fruit which sticks to the white lining. but wait it gets better

The Raja then says "aiya ini sikit keras, biar saya kasi lembut "

Here i am thinking 'kasi lembut' to mean getting me a new fruit which is lembut but nooo, royalty and mere mortals never have the same line of thoughts now do we ?

He then proceeds to pick the fruit up by it's stem and well literally kasi lembuts it by hitting it repeatedly on the hard concrete floor .. bam, wham, slam... i just stare at him wondering whether durian milkshake is part of the deal.. After he deems the durian is kasi-ed lembut enough he breaks it open more and would you look at that, it's even blacker inside!

"haiya ini buah masih ada keras la"... YOU THINK ???!!!!

then he actually has the balls to say "takpe lah itu buah saya kasi you free"

Now is he referring to the stupid fruit he just picked ? of course not, he's the king remember.. he's referring to the tiny kampong fruit that my dad chose which is 1/3 the size of the fruit he chose, hence also being 1/3 the weight and definitely 1/3 the cost..

Disgusted we want to pay and leave but he assures us he'll chose another much better fruit and picks a fruit whose pedigree he brags about. Needless to say, it was hard. dry. and not sweet at all. * very very very pissified now

Then comes this malay family also craving durians i presume. He chooses for them a fruit which is supposed to have red flesh and taste so sweet. It had a worm in it. Of course being the great showman he is, he turned it into a spectacle for the kids and fed it to his pet arowana.. I'm sure the family would be well-satisfied paying for the arowana's worm meal.

Finally we leave paying for three durians, two of which were inedible and one ~the okay tasting one~ which my dad chose ( rather call him the Raja Durian ) and a few kilos of mangosteens.. all of which only three-quarters were edible.

In conclusion, Kajang has better fruits, i was very pissified and the Raja Durian can just go f@#k himself.. with a durian preferably