of vegetables...

you know the phrase horrible terrible vegetables, well not quite..

see these green (other colours) stuff could turn pretty handy..

like once, the iron was sticky as i ironed on some stick-able surface accidentally

so my mum thought me this pretty neat trick..

you get a banana leaf

(although for me this means tracking through some pretty creepy shrubbery for hmm two metres in length then looking out for butterflies and grasshoppers and what not then standing on a discarded sofa and praying nothing lands on my outstretched arm, leaning over knife in hand and hacking away at the nearest banana leaf and jumping a clean metre over distance from the sofa thingamajib..insects creep my inside out and the outsides in)

so with the banana leaf, you iron all over it and voila!

iron is sticky no more..and this sure beats sandpapering it kan

go grow bananas people!

and other quite useful things you could do is say you have a digit that has puss in it (toe or finger or erm..others XD )... what you do is you take a green lime, make a lil hole in it, then stuff your finger in... of course this hurts like hell but the lime supposedly brings the puss out.. and then if you want to, you wet a piece of bread and hold it over the injured digit..

the option is of course going to the doctors and getting it all squeezed out but the lime is pretty usefull i guess..

picture curtesy of daya who was kludtzy enuff to poke her finger while cleaning prawns.. she swears it hurts a L.O.T. but is afraid of doctors so lime on!

so anyhows, as we were hanging out in the kitchen, daya and i decided to do some rearranging to some stuff that my grandparents brought over and left on the kitchen counter

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....the end result...

so being the responsible elder sister of course i had to teach her,

always use protection!

eww!

and random,

a typical scene from my accounts class

these people are chongtaitee whizzes yo!

i'm hungry dy...ta'

sunil : if i choke, i'll take coke

me : take water, way waay better

rhymes?..darn!

i like to move it move it

he likes to move it move it

we like to...move it!!!

woot!..madagascar season is back..and i've already watched it twice!

it is that good people..go see go see!

i love gloria..and please let me not resemble her in the years to come

*prays hard*

see helena and rina and joycesus and hood and everyone else (lazy to type) i told told told you it'll be dead good!

*i have a penchant for exclamation marks*

anyhows, my exams just got done with on friday and my maid is gone home for a short holiday spell, so yea, you're looking at the substitute maid here..

and btw, my mum luuurves cleaning -.-

i have stuff to blog about..but i'm lazy sooooo

barbacued crabs taste really good,

ipanema is going all environmental and saving on boxes hence cutting costs too,

johny depp can make me sit through a stupid movie just to see him,

(and yes it was so stupid i had nightmares of attempted abortions, weird space creatures taking over bodies and a lot of other weird stuff)..hmm i'm not very sane am i?..

i'm tired and slightly insomniac,

and why is it that when i'm having exams everyone else is mamak-ing but when i'm free no one else is too...eesh..the brits!

i'm off to mope..cheer me up peeps!

and jun, how could you?!

currently i'm feeling so hyper that if i ever i ended up in prison they'll put me on a no carb diet just to drain me of any energy and leave my lying like a piece of tofu

so...

i was speculating u noe how some people read at a pace slower than terrapins making out then they totally miss the point and end up getting all huffed up and emo..well read faster people..

then don't simply get all emo-ed up

hehe..and if YOU'RE reading this then you know that i know that you know i mean you!

speakin of animal make outs...did you know that cats have barbed penises.. yeouch!!!

so the screamin..haha it ain't all just cat-gasms..

i have five hours of law lecture ahead of me

1...2...3...4...5...

(counts with four fingers and one toe..swt!)

and for some reason the laptop and camera broke up..so now it refuses to accept the memory card...so i have to go to a mediator (dad's laptop) to reconcile the pics so uploading pics is very the leceh!..yer

i need distractions

i need doughnuts

no actually i need a tranquiliser

cheerios ya'll

oh and BEST OF LUCK to all my spm babes

and if you're reading this...go study people!!!

pirates of the carribean four pirates of the carribean four pirates of the carribean four

pirates of the carribean four pirates of the carribean four pirates of the carribean four

*so out of breath*

oh shitz...please let there be NO zac efron!

i can't wait!!!!!!!!!!

accounts..done!

*going to flunk..haiz must re-sitt*

economics..done!

*can do can do*

so tuition anyone???..hmm?..hmm?..hmm?

law..next week

:S

*gambate me*

so anyhoos as i had my econs exams today and i find the the table too high (or the chair too low)..either or..i brought a pillow la kan..

*after finding out how difficult it was too write during accounts exams*

and E.V.E.R.Y.O.N.E was

do you plan on sleeping or taking the paper

omg you made my day..haha

wah you rlly sleepy huh

my god!...(my lecturer)

huh?...(general response)

then after explaining that i need the pillow as i'm vertically challenged to write comfortably

everyone was

HA!

HA!

HA!!!

*geez* O___O

at least i'm doing something about it and perched comfortably i managed to finish the paper in time hopefully without going off tangent much

oh and random..

my mum was reading the wizard of oz to my lil bro and kan the lion wanted courage, the tin man wanted a heart and the scarecrow wanted a brain so i told my lil bro that he should always always want a very healthy bank balance!

how's that for the stuff of fairy tales ey?