i am currently very very very lazy to blog...so

1. i was at pd for the weekend

i have multiple bruises, some swellings, and even a few scratches..oh n burns from playing lantern.. for me, that's good

mind you, one bruise was on my cheekbone where my uncle fell on me during the banana boat drop..swt!!!

2. i discovered that chew really really loves me!

coz he texted to find out my whereabouts fearing that my whole family had been chased out of our home as it was empty...aww! or maybe he feared his source for mutton curry had absconded..the curry is on it's way chew

3. i raised all eyebrows of the passengers of the bus back to seremban

because i insisted that yee han, joyce n i share the two seats

luckily all kechik-kechik..then we laughed like maniacs all the way back.. and camhoed like crazy too..*blushes*

4. my nose is peeling from sunburn

so last night was spent peeling off all the dry skin

5. i have two more mocks coming up

*die*

pics when i rajin aites...which cld be never la

today is the mooncake festival

HAPPY MOONCAKE FESTIVAL YA'LL!!!!

n special thanks to xue er and carmen for your super yummy mooncakes which were just divine.. and super yummy!!

so being a damm cun malaysian .. albeit a 'failed' indian

i went over to my darling's house to celebrate where she had called over some other friends of hers..

so carmen, mei tsin and i took the ktm where mei tsin got her first waft of the 'odours of malaysia' ....teehee!.. then a friens of carmen's picked us up where we went grocery shopping in jusco.. i, of course, was super keng at choosing potatoes and tomatoes being the gadis pekan that i am.. *hint hint* : D

after buying all the stuff we needed, we headed to carmen's where we got a cutting, and a cleaning .. and a cooking in the case of mei tsin and i..

so yes, u shall all thank us for the lovely food (okay fine, it was just spaghetti) that all of you glutted over ..

oh and carmen did very yummy mashed potatoes

and the boys did the mooncakes

good fun! good fun!

and my apologies, forgot the camera so no graphic momentos.. haizz!

what celebration is next???

the score of bella's lullaby:



http://j33f.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/river_flows_in_you.pdf



bella's lullaby as played by yiruma:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1-Y6HqHqy8&feature=related

oh my heart beats for edward!

(no pun intended, as his heart does not)

and oh for the dear lord to preserve me in the pages of a book as bella.. edward's bella!

*sighs*

anyways for us mortals (eww! the word) stuck here, go check out bella's lullaby.. sobs!

i drove the bmw : ) : ) : )

"oh pass me the protons.. at least i don't feel like i'm
manoeuvring a bullock cart"

i'm nationalistic... =.=!

*but it was pretty damm chun*

and dad says at 18 you've driven a beemer, at that age i only got to touch and wash lorries.. hmm maybe my kechiks will become road terrors in hummers

there's a thought innit

under scrutiny

okay i know this is a very ketinggalan zaman post but pssst..

on merdeka's celebrations

Datin Rosmah dropped her purse and everything went rolling out and she bent over to pick them up from her seat but could not reach without getting up and showing her derriere to the Agong plus she was definately too fat to bend from her chair so she had to enlist the help of a policeman to pick up her stuff and this was way more interesting than the parade i presume coz the queen turned to stare with very ill-concealed mirth

phew*takes deep breaths*

mum found that hilarious tho.. meanie mumsies!

dear lord, let me never be too prosperous in the tummy region!

my grandma made a funny!

dad dad's friend granmuzzers

let's cut some coconuts

MARK ANTHONY!!!

yeps?

Brutus is calling you

teehee! isn't it awesome having a grandma who's well versed in Julius Caesar? lol!

anyways, the coconut cutting was kinda fun and mana tahu dad so keng at cutting coconuts.. and mum's was saying when she was young her grandma had a coconut plantation and she used to drink coconut water all the while..

me dad mum

and who helps you cut the coconuts?

the workers who worked there la

must be all her atan's la there (atan is a way of calling ur husband with respect.. as opposed to oi! haha.. kinda lyk the malay abang i guess)

*laughs while nodding*

haiz.. parents!

so back to coconuts, my greatgrandmama said la (she's dead now so words from my grandma) never drink the water straight without adding some sugar granules.. it's supposed to offset the coconut water's ability to give u a cold...

so me, being me!, had to drink the water from the whole coconut just to test the theory

started sneezing that night

u rock oldy moldy great granmama!

*even if u were some kinda tyrant alive*

the verdict: if i were left somewhere with a knife and only coconuts to survive on.. i would die of thirst and starvation.. i have uber pathetic upper body strength.. sadly!

and just to mention, went out on meredeka's eve with my kawans

: D : D : D

went with vin n kush to pizza.. n simmy tagged along.. then jun joined us... then to br... then to kush's hse where we watched 27 dresses.. where darling chew joined us.. and he's to be our maid's of honour.. like three times over! haha belly wax for the sarees and lenggas!

mmm.. oh then i dubbed chew my best gay friend who ain't gay! feel the love ppl..

then teh tarik for vin, some milo for sickly kush, and some weird susu lembu teh bru for chew

... looked gross, must have tasted gross too...

off note : watched house : P.. season ending soon (i .i) BOOOHOOOOO!!!!

.. and he's so cute when he said takesy backsies.. lol!

did you ever ponder?

i huge malady struck my life recently

all my pictures of tuesday night are...

gone!

*in a painful stranggled voice*

very stupid of me!

must go get from jun li

so i shall just blog randomly

#1

the sultan of brunei's golden toilet bowls

(a discussion by jun and i)

now wouldn't it be really cold to sit on golden toilet bowls at say 5 a.m. in the morning? think about it gold is metal, hence it would be cold and i'm sure his toilets are air-conditioned as i mean he can have golden toilet bowls right? so how do they keep their royal behinds warm?

so maybe they have lil electric heater switches which sends electric pulses which heats up the gold in a way that doesn't zap the user.. but then again gold is a pretty bad conductor so it wouldn't zap that bad.. and a zap at 5 a.m would be quite a cool way to wake up

or maybe the royal highness-es all carry lighters and heat the cold metal before sitting down but that could take awhile as gold heats up pretty slow and they would be in pretty much of a rush at 5 a.m. haiz things to ponder about!

or wait maybe they don't use the toilet bowls at 5 a.m! hmm

#2

and i was wondering

what would those people who are really too fat to buy underwear at regular departmental stores do? they can't fit into the ready-made ones and it's highly unlikely they go around sewing two square patches of cloth together, adding garters at d top and two holes at d bottom right? or do they? that wouldn't fit right.. and the guys, wouldn't erm very important organs be, well, crushed? of course i mean those really really huge people la.. i mean stretchy fabric can't be that stretchy rite? or can it?

.....

and in a brilliant way to make money out of lil kids who don't know any better and continue to spend money on things which have prices ten-fold their actual cost

*an idea i got from my 5 year old brother who loves cola lollipops*

everyone knows that lubricant leaves a tingly sensation right?

...okay i don't really know this but so i've heard...

so what one ought to do is but a tube/bottle of it.. pack it into small clear plastic packs and stick

"magic tinggling sensation gel"

then charge exorbitant prices for this bit of hocus-pocus

surely got little kids all lining up to buy and smear it all over their little grubby hands

of course this must be done when the authorities aren't around la kan

smart smart.. teehee!

and

a conversation which happened some time ago la between my mum, sis(daya), and i

*mum is trying to take a nap and daya barges in with two plastic thingies in her hand*

haha! bang! ur dead! hahahahahahahahaha

see what i threw at you!!!

mum holds up some wizened looking black thing

see! don't you get it?? it's a 'green-aid' hahahahahhahahaha

why don't you get it???

err whats a 'green-aid'?

alah u don't know a 'green-aid'? so stupid!

oh u mean grenade? *says it like how it's supposed to be pronounced*

ya la ya la.. same thing rite

no, not same thing.. very different thing!

oh shush! pow! now ur dead!

and what's this supposed to be? a rocket?

no no.. it's a measle

a what???

a measle la!!! *whilst rolling eyes*

measle???*bewildered*

huh? oh you mean missile??? hahaha

i can just imagine you as Hitler..

release the green-aids and measles!

ooh scary!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

goodness.. measles! hahahahaha

at this point my mum and i collapse laughing and rolling about while my sis just huffs and storms of with her green-aid and measle

and now i've lost my blogging mo-jo so i shall stop

mo-jo.. sounds very man-ish!

ah my blog can?

ta' people who love me enough to read up more about me!