Wednesday, February 4, 2009

it was a long wait

because the queue was so darn long, we, my sis and i came up with a bunch of really lame ass jokes of
ways to annoy the staff at the kfc drive-through..

1. excuse me kak, but can i have a discount on my burger if i do not want sauce?
2. could you please give me one extra french fry with my burger?..i want to try
3. rummage through the box of french fries then return all the lembik ones and insist on them being re-fried
4. dig your wallet, then coin purse, then your coin box, then glove compartment, then under the carpet seats for the exact change of 5cents ignoring the shiny fifty-cents on the dashboard
5. place your order and upon reaching the payment counter, drive around kfc thrice and honk your horn before reversing just as the next car is to come forward
6. count your fries, then your friends, and insist upon an explanation for the difference.. even of the lengths
7. bring your dog along, then ask it what would it like..say that your dog has changed it's mind...five times!..finally placing an order for a vegetarian burger
8. explain to the staff the specific preferences of your family members and then make each one of them yell their orders across

okaay there were a whole bunch more but i'm getting lazy..
and i did not do any of the above..
see, so civilized!

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