the week

my life is absolutely devoid of any fun-ness

nil!

so i shall just summarise my dull, dull, dull week

monday : law test

despite my initial apprehension it went pretty okay..

pretty-merepek-also-should-do-quite-well okay

for the supposedly an hour and a half paper, our lecturer gave us an exta hour.. and i still did not finish!!!.. aargh i tell you.. i'm doomed!!

drama aside.. t'was a blue blue monday..

but there was House.. *bliss*

tuesday : off day

*needless to say i did not do anything*

*very very very ashamed*

wednesday : economics

class was oh so hilarious

i remember my dear lecturer calling Hannah a

#1 : stupid cow

#2 : dumb ass

#3 : fat ninja

#4 : she's warm because of the hot air in her head

and other names which i shall decline to mention for the sake of propriety..

but then again tis not often that you get a student who asks whether

weightage is calculated in kilograms,

whether we are required to conduct a survey on 600 or more items

for a two mark objective question during the hour and a half exam,

wears a thick black overcoat then complaining that it's two hot yet refusing

to take 10 steps to switch on an extra air-conditioning unit,

and applies lip stick in class...

gosh we love you Hannah! you rock our econs class..

oh and then i whined and whined about craving steamboat oh so much

so i actually got steamboat .. =P

spoiled pretty much ? i know

so yummy :D

oh and i saw an old car burning in an alleyway and then as we parked further off i heard it explode ... boom!!

and i also got to see a firetruck (which arrived too late as usual)

so cool!!

thursday : econs and tort

i don't understand why i chose law

stupid! stupid! stupid!

*smacks forehead*

friday : today

had accounts..

my lecturer does not answer questions well..

he's daft.. period!

.::this is him::.

then moral studies..

hmm would you want to know if your spouse has cheated on you ???

i would not for sure...

coz then i would have too skin him alive which would definitely be very messy

and then

*drum rolls*

i did

* symbals clash*

a very

*gongs are beaten*

GOOD DEED!!!!!

*much cheering and applause*

it all occured like this,

i was slumped over my couch bemoaning my dismal state of affairs when my maid said my neighbour had cut his hand cleaning the widows which he somehow broke and they were asking whether we had a first aid kit as their parent were out and no one could take him to the clinic..

so i went over and omg he was actually missing a piece of his flesh the size of a five-cent coin and it was bleeding profusely as his siblings all stood squirming around..

so i cleaned the wound, applied pressure, and bandaged it up

then dad took him to the doctors who then bandaged it up better and gave him a tetanus shot..

and the doctor said what i did was right!!!

hurrah for me!!!

haha perasanness aside .. i talented kan ??????

anyhows my sis then (the kepoh she is) went and saw the window and his five-cent sized bit of flesh was still sticking to it...

ewww! ewww! ewwwwwww!

she's disgusting la i tell you

i'm reaping good karma

( which i will need in loads to balance the scales against my caustic tongue )

and i'm writing this blog because i have nothing else to do on a friday night

sad sad me... : (