did you ever ponder?

i huge malady struck my life recently

all my pictures of tuesday night are...

gone!

*in a painful stranggled voice*

very stupid of me!

must go get from jun li

so i shall just blog randomly

#1

the sultan of brunei's golden toilet bowls

(a discussion by jun and i)

now wouldn't it be really cold to sit on golden toilet bowls at say 5 a.m. in the morning? think about it gold is metal, hence it would be cold and i'm sure his toilets are air-conditioned as i mean he can have golden toilet bowls right? so how do they keep their royal behinds warm?

so maybe they have lil electric heater switches which sends electric pulses which heats up the gold in a way that doesn't zap the user.. but then again gold is a pretty bad conductor so it wouldn't zap that bad.. and a zap at 5 a.m would be quite a cool way to wake up

or maybe the royal highness-es all carry lighters and heat the cold metal before sitting down but that could take awhile as gold heats up pretty slow and they would be in pretty much of a rush at 5 a.m. haiz things to ponder about!

or wait maybe they don't use the toilet bowls at 5 a.m! hmm

#2

and i was wondering

what would those people who are really too fat to buy underwear at regular departmental stores do? they can't fit into the ready-made ones and it's highly unlikely they go around sewing two square patches of cloth together, adding garters at d top and two holes at d bottom right? or do they? that wouldn't fit right.. and the guys, wouldn't erm very important organs be, well, crushed? of course i mean those really really huge people la.. i mean stretchy fabric can't be that stretchy rite? or can it?

.....

and in a brilliant way to make money out of lil kids who don't know any better and continue to spend money on things which have prices ten-fold their actual cost

*an idea i got from my 5 year old brother who loves cola lollipops*

everyone knows that lubricant leaves a tingly sensation right?

...okay i don't really know this but so i've heard...

so what one ought to do is but a tube/bottle of it.. pack it into small clear plastic packs and stick

"magic tinggling sensation gel"

then charge exorbitant prices for this bit of hocus-pocus

surely got little kids all lining up to buy and smear it all over their little grubby hands

of course this must be done when the authorities aren't around la kan

smart smart.. teehee!

and

a conversation which happened some time ago la between my mum, sis(daya), and i

*mum is trying to take a nap and daya barges in with two plastic thingies in her hand*

haha! bang! ur dead! hahahahahahahahaha

see what i threw at you!!!

mum holds up some wizened looking black thing

see! don't you get it?? it's a 'green-aid' hahahahahhahahaha

why don't you get it???

err whats a 'green-aid'?

alah u don't know a 'green-aid'? so stupid!

oh u mean grenade? *says it like how it's supposed to be pronounced*

ya la ya la.. same thing rite

no, not same thing.. very different thing!

oh shush! pow! now ur dead!

and what's this supposed to be? a rocket?

no no.. it's a measle

a what???

a measle la!!! *whilst rolling eyes*

measle???*bewildered*

huh? oh you mean missile??? hahaha

i can just imagine you as Hitler..

release the green-aids and measles!

ooh scary!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

goodness.. measles! hahahahaha

at this point my mum and i collapse laughing and rolling about while my sis just huffs and storms of with her green-aid and measle

and now i've lost my blogging mo-jo so i shall stop

mo-jo.. sounds very man-ish!

ah my blog can?

ta' people who love me enough to read up more about me!

i spend most of my conscious hours in college.. attending classes.. eating.. attend more classes.. eating even more.. then sit in class again.. then eat some more...

for example, today i had ice-cream, a packet on m n m's and a plastic bag full of 7 11 balls for breakfast.. then go class.. go lunch eat fried rice, kuih bakul and pisang goreng.. then go class.. then come home eat kfc...

the other day i had nasi lemak, kaya pau, 7 11 balls (i'm addicted!) for breakfast, chicken chop n ice cream for lunch, followed by nasi goreng kampung, then dinner as well!!

my tummy is gradually being layered with fatty deposits

soon i'll be like Big Momma

*scary*

and a levels is so hard i've taken to praying whenever we learn something new so that i just may recall a wee bit of what has been said

me

subconscious me

oh please dear lord let me somehow understand this

yea rite.. there's no way

i'll really really study

then write it in that miserable amount of time given? haha

must practice.. must! must!

then exam time, panic dy all fly out through window

i'm doomed

i'm off to be nerding again

plus i lack sleep so badly i'm really cranky!

must give myself some self-motivation pep talks

need chocolate.. lots of it

see ya people!

today there was a 'larger than usual' guy on the train

the 'larger than usual' guy took 'more than usual' place on the train

HE TOOK TWO SEATS!!!!!

so, where i would have been able to sit, i had to stand!!!

solution:

i and mr. wax dumped our 'thicker than average' files in the wee lil bit of place available next to him and stood all the way home

..::THE END::..

oooh irony

the date on my driving licence states 3/3/08

it's been issued for 5 months plus plus

the number of cars i've driven?

*hmm lets see*

1. the manual scum, kancil

2. kembara

3. satria neo

4.wira

5.myvi

6. savvy

7. honda city

8. the altis

pretty extensive list innit?

ironically i have no car to use now so i patiently await the arrival of the jit jit bird

(that kinda does have a ring to it doesn't it? )

then we're going off into the horizon leaving only a trail of dust

haha okay then we're going off.. somewhere la!

toodles!

people who aren't supposed to be reading the blogs of STUDENTS i.e. teachers yet insist and persist on doing so are only asking to get burned...

it's like the BN government reading the blog of Raja Petra

what do you expect?

raving reviews????

we're teens.. hence outspoken young adults who are yet to submit to the pressure to conform to the masses and hold our tongues.. and we hope to never!

funny funny people these days

lol!

i'm sitting out the intervals between being chaffeur to my sisters sooooo might as well blog :)

so once upon a last night,

a fragile damsel (me) made her way over to grace her deranged compatriots (my friends vin, kusu, simmy, chew, hatin, sher and ricky)

on her very temperamental steed (bloody savvy)

met up kononnya for dinner, but we had lotsa lotsa fun on the swings and see-saws

okay maybe less fun for the guys on the see-saw... oopsy! *haha*

and as i was

SoSuperSexcitedToSeeSexintheCity

Chew lent me the dvd :D :D :D

(which he swears is better than the movie o-ree-gee-nal as it that was more like four girls let loose in NYC)

soooo i watched it and went to bed at the wee hours of 2 a.m.

ooh awesome! but it does get draggy at bits

thank you gorgeous-est shoes which kept me awake

but among all i felt jennifer hudson was the best

and surfing the web i saw this

which was this not too many years ago

and is known to the world more famously as

it should be a crime to be so beautiful

tata then!

*heads towards buckling steed*

today as usual

i woke up

stared at the clock

then had the nasty feeling i was late

panicked!

then realised i wasn't

=.=!

anyhows, after getting ready this just had to happen la

at the road branching out to cheras-connought area, there was a massive traffic jam.. literally a stand still

time entering bedlam : 9.20 a.m

crawl crawl crawl

inch inch inch

watch firemen on bikes pass us with hydraulic cutters and ambulances squeeze by

*rolls eyes.. accident.. great.. now stuck forever la*

distance covered : not even 500 metres

time now : 9.53 a.m

class : 10.00 a.m

then attempted a short-cut thanks to the brilliance of my dad's friend

a million thanks to you uncle dason!

managed to bypass a whole load of cars and probably saved another 2 hours

yes the jam was that bad!

then got out at that Giant hypermart, everyone knows that Giant hypermart rite ?

and saw a huge lorry which had crashed into the side stone banking

but because of the many many cars, couldn't get a decent pic : s

these are the ones i sempat-ed to snap

very sibuk people who are watching

some even parked they're cars on the opposite side of the road and crossed over.. lifeless!

see those at the top of the flyover causing a jam on the mrr2..

malaysians i tell you

nearing the wreckage

apparently some big car and a lorry had a collision which sent the lorry all the way to the opposing lane of traffic and even tearing down the divider.. wohoa!

closer view

even closer view and wth?? it was a ssang yong stavic.. was la

back portion of the once stavic now pile of besi buruk .. so hancur-ed

there were not one.. not two.. but three ambulances.. okay maybe two

and also the fire brigade and alam flora and police

major disaster

but before i could get a pic of the victim some person got in the way

*picture a human sized immobolized errm... being*

maybe.. just maybe another minister was involved.. possible.. very possible

malicious murder set up as freak accident

hmm

*scratches chin*

kilometre long traffic pile up after scene of accident

must be due to this

kepohs all parked at the side of the road to watch the awesome.. sorry! gruesome accident

move on people.. some of us might actually have 'productive' activity to do

haiz, time arrived at coll : 10.45

one hour

+

forty-five minute

inconveniance just because people who think they can drive really well honestly.. truthfully.. actually.. CAN'T!!!

sedar diri la you people

and more power to you malaysian who stop stupid ah bengs from tailing ambulances and himpit-ing us... stupid ah bengs.. think you'll can get away with it?

now my head is pounding as though the devil decided to give his entire fleet of demons, jins, and other whatyoumaycallthem new armour, helmets, swords, lances, shields, chain-mail, axes, and cannons and decided to forge them in my head.. yikes!

now observe the picture below

note the giant swirly

it represents knowledge

or so my accounts lecturer says

the centre circle :

knowledge to begin with

the expanding swirlies :

increase in knowledge on the quest to gain it

final big round circle :

after completing the search for knowledge

right right

i'm exhausted

ta!

p.s : drive safe now!