did you ever ponder?

i huge malady struck my life recently

all my pictures of tuesday night are...

gone!

*in a painful stranggled voice*

very stupid of me!

must go get from jun li

so i shall just blog randomly

#1

the sultan of brunei's golden toilet bowls

(a discussion by jun and i)

now wouldn't it be really cold to sit on golden toilet bowls at say 5 a.m. in the morning? think about it gold is metal, hence it would be cold and i'm sure his toilets are air-conditioned as i mean he can have golden toilet bowls right? so how do they keep their royal behinds warm?

so maybe they have lil electric heater switches which sends electric pulses which heats up the gold in a way that doesn't zap the user.. but then again gold is a pretty bad conductor so it wouldn't zap that bad.. and a zap at 5 a.m would be quite a cool way to wake up

or maybe the royal highness-es all carry lighters and heat the cold metal before sitting down but that could take awhile as gold heats up pretty slow and they would be in pretty much of a rush at 5 a.m. haiz things to ponder about!

or wait maybe they don't use the toilet bowls at 5 a.m! hmm

#2

and i was wondering

what would those people who are really too fat to buy underwear at regular departmental stores do? they can't fit into the ready-made ones and it's highly unlikely they go around sewing two square patches of cloth together, adding garters at d top and two holes at d bottom right? or do they? that wouldn't fit right.. and the guys, wouldn't erm very important organs be, well, crushed? of course i mean those really really huge people la.. i mean stretchy fabric can't be that stretchy rite? or can it?

.....

and in a brilliant way to make money out of lil kids who don't know any better and continue to spend money on things which have prices ten-fold their actual cost

*an idea i got from my 5 year old brother who loves cola lollipops*

everyone knows that lubricant leaves a tingly sensation right?

...okay i don't really know this but so i've heard...

so what one ought to do is but a tube/bottle of it.. pack it into small clear plastic packs and stick

"magic tinggling sensation gel"

then charge exorbitant prices for this bit of hocus-pocus

surely got little kids all lining up to buy and smear it all over their little grubby hands

of course this must be done when the authorities aren't around la kan

smart smart.. teehee!

and

a conversation which happened some time ago la between my mum, sis(daya), and i

*mum is trying to take a nap and daya barges in with two plastic thingies in her hand*

haha! bang! ur dead! hahahahahahahahaha

see what i threw at you!!!

mum holds up some wizened looking black thing

see! don't you get it?? it's a 'green-aid' hahahahahhahahaha

why don't you get it???

err whats a 'green-aid'?

alah u don't know a 'green-aid'? so stupid!

oh u mean grenade? *says it like how it's supposed to be pronounced*

ya la ya la.. same thing rite

no, not same thing.. very different thing!

oh shush! pow! now ur dead!

and what's this supposed to be? a rocket?

no no.. it's a measle

a what???

a measle la!!! *whilst rolling eyes*

measle???*bewildered*

huh? oh you mean missile??? hahaha

i can just imagine you as Hitler..

release the green-aids and measles!

ooh scary!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

goodness.. measles! hahahahaha

at this point my mum and i collapse laughing and rolling about while my sis just huffs and storms of with her green-aid and measle

and now i've lost my blogging mo-jo so i shall stop

mo-jo.. sounds very man-ish!

ah my blog can?

ta' people who love me enough to read up more about me!